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01/23/11--15:46: shhdontellsteve: Steve looking at Olivia Munn in Maxim: "I feel like there's a conspiracy trying to get me to think she's hot. I'm not buying in" (chan 1689250)

shhdontellsteve: Steve looking at Olivia Munn in Maxim: "I feel like there's a conspiracy trying to get me to think she's hot. I'm not buying in"


01/23/11--17:52: shhdontellsteve: Steve: "You seen the ad where a polar bear hugs a guy for buying a Nissan? I don't care about global warming but it still gets to me" (chan 1689250)

shhdontellsteve: Steve: "You seen the ad where a polar bear hugs a guy for buying a Nissan? I don't care about global warming but it still gets to me"


01/28/11--18:45: shhdontellsteve: Steve's cousin in CA just got a weed prescription & shipped 4 brownies, banana bread, 12 lollipops & something called "Marsh-mellow fudge" (chan 1689250)

shhdontellsteve: Steve's cousin in CA just got a weed prescription & shipped 4 brownies, banana bread, 12 lollipops & something called "Marsh-mellow fudge"


01/28/11--23:14: shhdontellsteve: Steve glassy eyed on couch, lollipop in mouth, half-eaten brownie on the table. Me:"How is it?" Steve: "Um...can't...um...tell you tomorrow" (chan 1689250)

shhdontellsteve: Steve glassy eyed on couch, lollipop in mouth, half-eaten brownie on the table. Me:"How is it?" Steve: "Um...can't...um...tell you tomorrow"


03/08/11--10:29: shhdontellsteve: Here is how I went to LA, Steve almost became a “gigantic” national icon, I ate a Pinks Chili Dog and never met Ashton Kutcher in 14 tweets (chan 1689250)

shhdontellsteve: Here is how I went to LA, Steve almost became a “gigantic” national icon, I ate a Pinks Chili Dog and never met Ashton Kutcher in 14 tweets


03/08/11--10:31: shhdontellsteve: Get a call from an Agent that wants to turn my Steve feed into a sitcom. I’m told we can “deal with all the legal Steve related stuff” later (chan 1689250)

shhdontellsteve: Get a call from an Agent that wants to turn my Steve feed into a sitcom. I’m told we can “deal with all the legal Steve related stuff” later


03/08/11--10:33: shhdontellsteve: Flown to LA where the Agent tells me that my feed is “genius” because they have nightmare roommates in China. Show can “go global” (chan 1689250)

shhdontellsteve: Flown to LA where the Agent tells me that my feed is “genius” because they have nightmare roommates in China. Show can “go global”


03/08/11--10:36: shhdontellsteve: Meet 2 Writer Dudes who take me to Pinks. They’re cool. They buy me two chili dogs and a grape soda. Talk about Steve being a national icon (chan 1689250)

shhdontellsteve: Meet 2 Writer Dudes who take me to Pinks. They’re cool. They buy me two chili dogs and a grape soda. Talk about Steve being a national icon


03/08/11--10:40: shhdontellsteve: Show idea sells to CBS. Everybody wants to see a picture of Steve. My “character” is a fussy anthropologist who lives with his buddy Steve (chan 1689250)

shhdontellsteve: Show idea sells to CBS. Everybody wants to see a picture of Steve. My “character” is a fussy anthropologist who lives with his buddy Steve


03/08/11--10:47: shhdontellsteve: Agent takes me to Clippers game. He spends whole game sexting a “D-girl” and one of the actresses from “Army Wives” Blake Griffin amazing (chan 1689250)

shhdontellsteve: Agent takes me to Clippers game. He spends whole game sexting a “D-girl” and one of the actresses from “Army Wives” Blake Griffin amazing


03/08/11--10:52: shhdontellsteve: Debate if I should let Steve in on it. Agent tells me not to worry. Says we can always change his name to “Roy” Says show will be “gigantic” (chan 1689250)

shhdontellsteve: Debate if I should let Steve in on it. Agent tells me not to worry. Says we can always change his name to “Roy” Says show will be “gigantic”


03/08/11--10:58: shhdontellsteve: Writer Dudes take me to a cocktail party where I meet Victoria Justice and "Ned Ryerson" from Groundhog Day (a high point for me) (chan 1689250)

shhdontellsteve: Writer Dudes take me to a cocktail party where I meet Victoria Justice and "Ned Ryerson" from Groundhog Day (a high point for me)


03/08/11--11:10: shhdontellsteve: My Dad asks if my life is like “Entourage”. I say no. He’s disappointed. Asks if I've been offered cocaine. Said no. He didn't believe me (chan 1689250)

shhdontellsteve: My Dad asks if my life is like “Entourage”. I say no. He’s disappointed. Asks if I've been offered cocaine. Said no. He didn't believe me


03/08/11--11:15: shhdontellsteve: Writers do good job w/ script. Make me fussier then I am. Shelly says it’s dead on but objects to her character having secret crush on mine (chan 1689250)

shhdontellsteve: Writers do good job w/ script. Make me fussier then I am. Shelly says it’s dead on but objects to her character having secret crush on mine


03/08/11--11:18: shhdontellsteve: Get taken to a Hollywood club by the Fat Sex guy in AmPie Beta House (what up @nic4nac !) Fail to make out with my blogger crush @molls (chan 1689250)

shhdontellsteve: Get taken to a Hollywood club by the Fat Sex guy in AmPie Beta House (what up @nic4nac !) Fail to make out with my blogger crush @molls


03/08/11--11:26: shhdontellsteve: Wonder if I’m ever going to meet Ashton Kutcher. I’m told he thinks my feed is funny but he seems to be in Europe a lot (chan 1689250)

shhdontellsteve: Wonder if I’m ever going to meet Ashton Kutcher. I’m told he thinks my feed is funny but he seems to be in Europe a lot


03/08/11--11:33: shhdontellsteve: CBS doesn’t pick up show. Everybody is very cool about it. Turning Steve into Gigantic Global Icon is firmly back in #stevenation’s court (chan 1689250)

shhdontellsteve: CBS doesn’t pick up show. Everybody is very cool about it. Turning Steve into Gigantic Global Icon is firmly back in #stevenation’s court


03/08/11--11:40: shhdontellsteve: Oh, and Steve still doesn't know. Thinks I was in LA writing a research article for what he calls "a nerd science magazine nobody reads" (chan 1689250)

shhdontellsteve: Oh, and Steve still doesn't know. Thinks I was in LA writing a research article for what he calls "a nerd science magazine nobody reads"


03/08/11--11:49: shhdontellsteve: Final note on LA Saga: In last phone call with Agent, he made me promise that he gets "first crack" at Party Spy if Steve ever finishes it (chan 1689250)

shhdontellsteve: Final note on LA Saga: In last phone call with Agent, he made me promise that he gets "first crack" at Party Spy if Steve ever finishes it


05/01/11--22:05: shhdontellsteve: Steve has forced me to take 6 shots so far. 1 for Obama. 1 for victims of 9/11. I think the other 4 were for the troops. He's lining up 7... (chan 1689250)

shhdontellsteve: Steve has forced me to take 6 shots so far. 1 for Obama. 1 for victims of 9/11. I think the other 4 were for the troops. He's lining up 7...